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My official OTP is now broken. RIP in peace

My official OTP is now broken. RIP in peace


So people should thumbs this up and reblog it so everyone on Tumblr who participated and passed this chip can say, “Tumblr made a chip.” If I get the million I’ll also do a raffle of 1,000$ worth of stuff!!! PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, ILY!! REBLOG AND LIKE!

So people should thumbs this up and reblog it so everyone on Tumblr who participated and passed this chip can say, “Tumblr made a chip.” If I get the million I’ll also do a raffle of 1,000$ worth of stuff!!! PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, ILY!! REBLOG AND LIKE!


e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.


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So there was this one time my friends highschool had a Student/Faculty basketball game and well atleast he was still wearing red under that coat. It still counts right?

So there was this one time my friends highschool had a Student/Faculty basketball game and well atleast he was still wearing red under that coat. It still counts right?


So if the person you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger would you be accepting the bullet or forcefully taking the bullet?


I usually tend to come here when I’m depressed, so hey whatsup.


"Get over her" said the person that thinks it’s THAT FUCKING EASY!!!!


I didn’t end up eating it.

I didn’t end up eating it.




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